Could sadism result from the pulling of pranks?
This question just popped up in my head when I was flicking through the channels on tv the other day and went across a commercial for Punk’d. Really. I can’t help think maybe pulling pranks results in a person being a sadist or at least enhances it. Here’s what Webster’s have as a definition of sadism:
n.
[Fr, after Marquis de SADE]
1 the getting of sexual pleasure from dominating, mistreating, or hurting one’s partner
2 the getting of pleasure from inflicting physical or psychological pain on another or others Cf.
When one pulls a prank on someone, one laughs and enjoys seeing the victim being horrified, scared, shocked, disgusted, and hopeless, emotionally being drained and a lot more. I love pulling pranks (not the extremely terrifying ones. I pull pranks such as the one wearing a scary-looking mask, for example). I stopped pulling practical pranks about a year ago. It is a form of sadism if you think about it. You enjoy the pain you inflict on someone. So with this theory I can say that Ashton Kutcher is a sadist. Who knows? maybe Hitler grew up as a prankster who later took his pranks too far.
WARNING: THE WORD “DICK” WILL BE READ IN THE TEXT THAT FOLLOWS.
The secret behind the lifestyle of a man.
This I could not help but think of. I am a sexist, can’t deny. All men are perverts, whether they’re heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual. They have 2 heads and one of them is unfortunately dominated by the other. The first head (the brain) which is normally used for thinking. Women normally use this. But men only use the gray thing called a brain when needed to protect head number 2: The Dick. Full stop. They always need to protect their dicks. It’s the only thing they have. A man feels so insecure about the size and length of his penis. All men do. They believe it’s all what they have. I actually pity men; I consider them animals rather than human beings. Anyways back to my philosophy. Most teenage boys are stupid. Probably because they are controlled by head number 2. Unfortunately for women, this will remain in men their whole lives. A smart teenage boy is not smart for no reason. he is smart because he is smart enough to look ahead in life and think “how will I provide better pleasure for my number 2 head?” He starts to realize he needs to use head number 1 (the brain) in order to obtain this. So he studies and aims for a job which gets a lot of money. Then he buys a house which is good for him because now he is not limited with space for masturbation as it used to be when he was living with his parents. Of course let’s not forget he leads a promiscuous life. Just like cats. Better risk of getting AIDS, faster death rates of men, good for me! So if he cannot be promiscuous then he can still masturbate. Fantasizing is the only creative thing they can do with head number 1. He continues to lead a promiscuous and fantasizing life until he is physically unable. Even when he is unable, he still leads on such a life. All thanks to Viagra. He might even die from the effect of Viagra (just like the death of that prince of UAE or Kuwait I can’t remember. Viagra was suspected of the cause of his death. Imagine that!) So you see, it all fits! (or maybe I’ve just gone mad)
